SAN FRANCISCO

Investors were stunned and amazed by Tinder CEO Sean Rad's comparison of his company's success to a great 'Alabama Crab Dangle".

The reference was problematic as a well-accepted definition of the "Alabama Crab Dangle" has yet to surface.

Pressed on this, Mr. Rad confirmed that he thought the act was a cool thing that adults do that he should talk about. 

When presented with the numerous definitions available at the Urban Dictionary, Mr. Rad at first expressed shock, dismay, denial, and then later moved on into curiosity, asking detailed and personal preferences from many of the attractive reporters in the audience. The press event was then suddenly cut short as Mr. Rad had organized an impromptu "Dangle Party" at his residence.

Due to a strict "no extra sausage" policy in strict enforcement at the door, TragicTech was unable to obtain additional information on the event.

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