It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single person in possession of a good smartphone, must be in want of a better one. However little known the feelings or views of such a person may be on their first entering a store, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the surrounding salespeople, that they are considered the rightful property of some one or other of their devices.

[Scene: The OpenAI boardroom. Sam Altman, the president of OpenAI, is sitting at the head of the table, surrounded by other board members. He looks nervous and fidgety.]

Meet the AI bot that mimics your flaky friends

Have you ever felt frustrated by your friends who take forever to reply to your messages, or only send you a thumbs up emoji when you pour your heart out to them? Well, now you can